Funny Friday List

Direct Link · This Afternoon ·

Bit of a movie version this week, except this link to the Top 13 coolest toys on the planet. I think my boys would get most fun out of the Nerf Gun and Hand Crank Locomotives, hoering skooter, all of them.

My Favorites:


Eric Idle is just a genius.


Ouchy (Not aloud to do the flip throw anymore)


Beautiful, in a morbid kind of way


Well soon I'm off to see Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine at the Birmingham Academy :)

Brundle Confirmed for BBC F1

Direct Link · Two days ago ·

Hurrah.

Last List Wednesday

Direct Link · Two days ago ·

Sitting around a large table waiting for the meeting to start, I was a touch nervous before my 'introduction' to the others, mainly because I hate to repeat myself to people of whom I have already done the introduction. So far I have managed to change it sufficiently enough to satisfy myself.

Tonight was just as before, I'd a few extra things to say to make it let monotonous.

I feel a bit strange though.
Then it hit me, I felt my heart start to race, my head pound big time.
What the hell was going on, I've done speeches before and never felt this bad, no it can't be the speech something is wrong.

My eyesight became a bit blurry so I start squinted like I have never squinted before to try and clear my eyes, god knows what the other people must have though.

Heart Attack

Heart pounded, bad head, eye sight faltering (I'm sure I've read about eye's being affected, but maybe not). Sweating profusely and Arm tingles.

Err ah, no arm tingle that's either a good sign or a very bad sign (minor to major heart attack is racing through my mind together with me being stupid at pushing to do 13 K miles twice a week and about to start 3 times a week).

Whilst all this is going on the other people are standing up and giving their speech and it's slowly making it's way around to me, which in turn is making me more nervous because I might stand up and collapse.
That, although different to my other speeches, really would be quite embarrassing, especially as I am desperate for a piss and a good chance a collapse due to heart attack would mean I soak myself with urine (I really did need one badly).

A single person left, then my turn, I feel feint, I don't think i'll be able to stand, I can't even manage to clap for the the other speeches let alone stand up and try and be coherent.

My turn comes.

I arch forward in readiness for a big push to my feet followed by a collapse over the table no doubt, and then I smell something, something I've not smelled since.......*

Coffee, I'd poured coffee instead of Tea, it's the caffeine's affect me, oh that's alright then, up I stand and give my speech.

Still needed a piss though.

If only this was true, The Truth about TV shows.

Ever thought of combining Ten Pin Bowling and Archery, well, your not alone, but it's been and gone apparently.

My other half being away for most of the week I was thinking of things to do tonight (I now know an England game is on, so that's solved that problem), but initially I was thinking of Constructing a Lightsaber.

Quickies:
Interesting
Rough Looking
iphone Glitch - sorry but this has been everywhere now, but just in case you haven't seen it.
Toilet Habits - Reading is my favourite.

That's it for now, other than the fact that Robert Kilroy Silk really doesn't do himself any favours, but at least he is entertaining.

I hope George Wins:


And finally, the song, I love this:



* No points for guessing where that was from.

Omorashi Friday List

Direct Link · A Week ago ·

Translation: Panty Wetting Friday list. Some odd shit going around!

I start this week with clearing up a few things, if you have missed out on certain movies and wish to know what happens, then this is for you. If you want to find out the Looooong way by actually, god forbid, watching the movies then DON'T watch this.


Did you last? I managed it, and only a few movies spoiled for me.
After that something a bit more serious, The Last 10 Pictures Taken is quite interesting (if not a bit short on some details), and talking of pictures a couple of juicy ones this week, it's time to move house when you spot this in the corner of the room, then decide to clean out your BBQ!

Quickies: Innocent mind | Naughty Children | WTF?

Song this week is a bit different, this is (apparently) the first take of the movie video for White & Nerdy by Wierd Al.

I have to say that the work rate in this is stunning, and it just mesmerizes me to watch it.
This is amazing, an early version, he just keeps going and going.

White & Nerdy (Take #1) from waymoby on Vimeo.

I'm slowly plucking up the courage to release parts of a book I'm writing onto the site in sections (I've not finished the book yet so it would be one way to make me finish it if I start releasing it on here).
Problem is one of the reasons for doing this blog was to vent ideas and get more used to writing, I don't think I'm quite on top of it yet, but I am improving. Might start adding things next week.

Julie Moult

Direct Link · A Week ago yesterday ·

Ok, go to Google Images search and type in Julie Moult.

Then adter that do a proper search about her, I get the feeling you too will do an image.

Not going to list Wednesday List

Direct Link · 12th Nov 2008 ·

Actually wasn't going to post an update today and do one tomorrow but a meeting I had got cancelled. Good job really as I was 5 miles away from where the meeting was held at the time it was cancelled :)

This may surprise some people, the real faces of the characters they play. I really didn't know that Adam West actually does his voice in Family Guy. I'm sure some of the things must upset even him!

After seeing this I never want to hear a woman moan about shoes ever again.

Been watching quite a bit of football recently, and as a result this caught my eye, 7 Worst Goalkeeper mistakes

Picture Corner:

This makes me wobbly.
This makes me Smile.
This makes me Think
This makes me Smile - And if the Tomasco is still listed wince as I once did get some in my eye.
This also makes me Smile

Terrible news this week, I have to finally admit (Claire will be pleased as she has never understood me with this) that I am not keen anymore.

I really hated this originally, but it is either the amount of air play, or my views changing wildly over the past week but I know really like this:

Vasectomy Friday List

Direct Link · Two Weeks ago ·

Yup, thinking of getting me nackers looked at, using wikipedia and stealing a bit oftext I'll explain.

Turns out there are variations on a Vasectomy, keyhole Vasectomy , open ended Vasectomy and a normal Vasectomy.

Keyhole involves a hemostatic clamp (pretty much needle nose pliers, no imagination is needed for this one).

Open Ended vasectomies only obstruct one end of what is needed (avoiding in theory a build up in the epididymis) (I like the sound of that).

Normal I can only guess blocks both ends of the vas deferens (which moves the sperm in readiness for ejaculation).

"Anyhoo, when the vasectomy is complete, sperm can no longer exit the body through the penis. The testicles continue to produce sperm, but they are broken down and absorbed by the body."

I stopped reading for a bit after that to compose myself.

Upon returning to my reading material I read what I can really only class as one of the most horrifying and fascinating sentences I have ever read in my entire life.
Capitalised for added affect.

"WITHIN ONE YEAR AFTER A VASECTOMY, SIXTY TO SEVENTY PERCENT OF VASECTOMIZED MEN DEVELOP ANTISPERM ANTIBODIES. IN SOME CASES, VASITIS NODOSA, A BENIGN PROLIFERATION OF THE DUCTULAR EPITHELIUM, CAN ALSO RESULT.[7][8] THE BUILDUP OF SPERM INCREASES PRESSURE IN THE VAS DEFERENS AND EPIDIDYMIS. TO PREVENT DAMAGE TO THE TESTES, THESE STRUCTURES EVENTUALLY RUPTURE IN MORE THAN HALF THE CASES."

I almost threw up after that and stopped reading, that was quite enough for one sitting.

I'm not convinced of this picture myself.

Looks like everything everybody does on the internet is about to be encrypted to stop the Government in the UK Spying on us.

Scary fact of the week, since the company I help run has been going we have lost around 3/4 of a million pounds to companies that have gone into receivership.
Makes you sick.

These really are quite cool 50 strange buildings. And for once all on one page (yay).

100 Ton Test


Finish of the songness:
This song really has me mesmerized for some reason, Alesha Dixon

I think this embed is from the official channel for Alesha Dixon who allows the embedding of her video, other artists should learn from this rather than banning embedding all the time!

Pink mess up at MTV Europe awards

Direct Link · Two Weeks ago ·

Weeeeell, not so much Pink as Stink.

Worst thing is she must have realised it was going a bit Pete Tong (wrong for the un-slang worthy) but she soldiered on anyway. That I admire her for.

But doing it in the first case I don't.

The MTV Europe awards were brilliant, everyone performed excellent sets, and frankly made the US version look rubbish (apart from Russell Brand who was controversial enough to be funny).

Can't help but think they missed a trick by not having Sir Paul McCartney perform though, that really would have send the already wild crowds over the edge.

Oh and Kid Rock was very impressive.

Pink Was not :)

The F1 Calendar so far for 2009

Direct Link · 6th Nov 2008 ·

29 March: Australia
5 April: Malaysia
19 April: China
26 April: Bahrain
10 May: Spain
24 May: Monaco
7 June: Turkey
21 June: Great Britain
12 July: Germany
26 July: Hungary
23 August: Spain
30 August: Belgium
13 September: Italy
27 September: Singapore
4 October: Japan
18 October: Brazil
1 November: Abu Dhabi

Just thought it would be interesting :)

Suicidal Wednesday List

Direct Link · 5th Nov 2008 ·

Whilst I sit here sorting out the best way to end it all (work), I couldn't help but think depressing thoughts, so I give you Top 10 Ways to Commit Suicide. personally it would have to be a drug overdose for me.
I don't like heights so jumping is out
I'm not keen on the water so drowning is out
Suffocation looks like a lot of work
Electrocution would cause the electric bill to go up to much
Exsanguinaion is apparently more of a cry for help than suicide so seems pointless.
I've got a strong neck so hanging might not work
Poison again seems very slow.
Carbon Monoxide is a possibility (apparently you pass out first, just hope no-body revives you).
I don't think I could hold a gun steady enough to blow my head off (and yet I could hold it steady enough to blow someone else's off, how strange).

When I was (much much) younger I joked with friends about how I would take out my top ten list if I was told I only had days/weeks/months to live. Well I've grown up now and don't believe any life should be taken by anyone (yada yada if someone killed your something wouldn't you want them killed, no I wouldn't which makes the suicide thing above pointless, but that's the point, stay with me here).

Anyway, my top ten, err actually best not do my top ten people I'd have taken out, might cause an upset, instead I'll do the top 3 weapons I'd use for taking them out.
1. The Remington Model 700
2. Something with a bit more oooommmppph, BFG-50A
Frankly the only reason to use this one would be the for noise :)
3. and for Nostalgic purposes, Smith & Wesson Model 29.

Just in case anyone reads this and is thinking remotely of suicide, please go to the Suicide Prevention Lifeline site, they can help you.

Ok before I start to worry everybody I'll lighten things up a bit (in the wake of the end of the.....ok I'll stop).
Nothing Like a messed up registration - I just love the way around it though, lazy arses.

Some might not be familiar with this song in it's original form (but of the All Saints version) anyway I loved this song and still do, and it is so funny to get an altered 'literal' version of it :)

The BBC

Direct Link · 1st Nov 2008 ·

Scandal they say (with re the Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand nothingness).

What a joke, one they apologised, and two who cares.

Not much going on this month, so people (media) like to have a go.

Russell Brand is funny, Jonathan Ross is funny.

If I was Jonathan I would go elsewhere (I think he will), and Russell Brand I think has many other options, the void they would both leave on the BBC will NOT be filled.

Can't believe Parkinson has made a comment, after his life, he seems to be the father of most of the media circuit, perv.

It's just stupid, and by the day it gets more and more weird.

The BBC either like to sit on the fence or have the tied hands of a terrorist, articles are so badly sitting on the fence lately that the government might as well just say they run it.

Makes you sick especially as I HAVE to pay a license fee.

Shooting Star

Direct Link · 1st Nov 2008 ·

I see many shooting stars, but really they are just 'things' burning up in our atmosphere. Nevertheless I see them, and they are unlucky for me.


I saw one Sunday night (Fry you might remember me saying so).

It has been very unlucky, and could be the beginning of the end of quite a large amount of things for the Schlotts.

I can but hope that things pan out, or I see another one (that seems to remedy many situations I have found).

I look forward in someways to a new future, albeit a totally different one for me.

This Halloween really has been a horror, I've gone through worse, but in the past I have at least known the general result, this time things are really in the dark.

"Bring forth the new dark world for I embrace the change no matter what it may bring, but please spare my children". - Chris G Wood 20081101 01:58

ee-hah how-nah List

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Halloween, the boundary between the alive and the deceased dissolved, and the dead become dangerous for the living

Halloween I found out is actually Irish (possibly a touch Scottish too due to the Celtic origins).

The Pumpkin has become popular due to it's size is america and been adopted elswhere, originally it was a carved turnip.

Ok the breakdown is:

Ireland - Oíche Shamhna (pron: ee-hah how-nah)
Scotland - Samhain (Pronounced Sow-win)
England - All Saints' Day (All Hallows Day)
Wales - Nos Galan Gaeaf (the beginning of the new winter)
USA - Halloween (it only became a holiday in the 19th centure, however more seems to happen in the USA than anywhere else now!)
Mexico - Only since the 1960, people knock the door and say "¡Noche de Brujas , Halloween!" ('Witches' Night-- Halloween!')
Australia and New Zealand - Hardly celebrated due to the light, private parties carry on but not on a grand scale.
Netherlands - Only since the 1990's has it become popular, but it interferes with St Martin's Day on November 11th where children ring bells to sing in return for treats.
Romania - This one's cool, Halloween is celebrated around the myth of Dracula. In the town of Sighisoara in Transylvania there are many costume parites. Sighisoara was the place of many many witch trials.
Sweden - Halloween is celebrated on the first Saturday of November. This believe it or not was an admin error when the retail business got it wrong in the mid 1990's.

Japan, Germany, Spain and some South America Countries all celebrate Halloween as a fall out from it being popular in the USA.

Ok more normal stuff now :)

If you are fed up of the coverage of the US election, then this might be your answer. (via b3ta.com's image challenge).
Another election theme, and a risky idea, and why the hell is Borat on this?

Just for those that can't read things at work, 7 ways to access blocked websites.

Their is a wiki for most things nowadays, I had to check this just in case I was on it, Dickipedia.org.

I do believe this webpage and article was created just for me :) Pointless questions answered

Gmail is trying out SMS sending apparently, article has details about it (I have not tried this!).

Zero marks this week for MTV who have re-invented all there websites with youtube style videos of music.
Pity most of the videos are only available in the US. Dickheads.




Well I like them anyway :) It is likely the above won't work, in which case you'll have to do it the old fashion way and go to Youtube to see it.

Cannonball Wednesday List

Direct Link · 29th Oct 2008 ·

Cracked.com often has a 'something something top list' and although written in an odd way (at least I think they are) they are very pleasing, none more than 6 Creepy Urban Legends.

Not much to say about this other than you need to read it, Haterz. Not sure if it would be cool to be so hated that a word is named after you.

This is neave, and is supposed to be revolutionary, I found it odd (but did get to see a bit of 2001 A Space Odyssey.

My mother (whom I don't believe anything she says now I have kids) last night told me that Jeep stands for 'Just Enough Essential Parts', and you know what, she's right.

For those that still use their consoles the Xbox 360 is bringing out a new Dash, and it looks pretty cool.

Frankly I think the new logo is pretty boring, and at the reported cost ( 1 million dollars) of it plus 5 months for the design, wow.

Find more videos like this on AdGabber


Got to go now, but i'll leave you with what I considered to be the best song when I was growing up.

Fridays Twother list

Direct Link · 24th Oct 2008 ·

I like a good new word me, and they don't come more exciting than Twother.

A Twother for those that don't know is two thirds of a pint, and it may be brought in to pubs for us to use.

I prefer the word Craptham myself, which I've made up.

A Craptham is a flat pint poured with no head dripping everywhere and gets spilt onto your hand as the stupid bar woman (or man) passes it over to you.

- "Two Twother's of Craptham please."
- "8.50 please"

Other news, I bet Dr. Pepper didn't see this coming.
For those interested the two songs I've heard from the album (Of which the first is Chinese Democracy and the second Shackler's Revenge) they are unmistakable Guns N' Roses, Shackler's Revenge being the better one, but it's not pushing the boundaries enough for me.

Before you watch this, a quick word, if something like this happened in my presence I would have shouted and at least tried to avert the problem, not these guys, they are far more content with having a snigger :)

Massive Shopping Cart Fail by Two Morons - Watch more free videos

Stupidity is everywhere, Here, Here (sorry lee-list you will already have seen this). and Scarlet:

Ouch.


Sort of lost my way a bit so this had better be good.

Did you see what I did their :)

The press machine that is Madonna's agents have been very quick to point the finger, clear the air and all sorts of other things, and frankly I think Madonna is slowly coming out of this badly (and looking very old). Guy Ritchie on the other hand is dating Kelly Reilly (google her) and the general idea is she is way better than Madonna. Nicely done.

As the world is doomed, we are all broke and banks are collapsing now is the best time to look at The Wired top 100 hottest upcoming products because none of us can afford it (apart from Lee who seems to own HSBC).

I love this song, think it's better than Kissing a Girl :)


And the Wordage.

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
Yeah you, PMS
Like a bitch
I would know

And you always think
Always speak
Crypticly

I should know
That youre no good for me

Cause youre hot then youre cold
Youre yes then youre no
Youre in and youre out
Youre up and youre down
Youre wrong when its right
Its black and its white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

You, You dont really want to stay, no
You, but you dont really want to go-o
Youre hot then youre cold
Youre yes then youre no
Youre in and youre out
Youre up and youre down

We used to be
Just like twins
So in sync
The same energy
Nows a dead battery
Used to laugh bout nothing
Now your plain boring

I should know that
youre not gonna change

Cause youre hot then youre cold
Youre yes then youre no
Youre in and youre out
Youre up and youre down
Youre wrong when its right
Its black and its white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

You, You dont really want to stay, no
You, but you dont really want to go-o
Youre hot then youre cold
Youre yes then youre no
Youre in and youre out
Youre up and youre down

Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love bi-polar
Stuck on a roller coaster
Cant get off this ride

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes

Cause youre hot then youre cold
Youre yes then youre no
Youre in and youre out
Youre up and youre down
Youre wrong when its right
Its black and its white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

youre hot then youre cold
Youre yes then youre no
Youre in and youre out
Youre up and youre down
Youre wrong when its right
Its black and its white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

You, You dont really want to stay, no
You, but you dont really want to go-o
Youre hot then youre cold
Youre yes then youre no
Youre in and youre out
Youre up and youre down




The missus says I have a short attention spanners are great aren't they?

Freshly Picked Nipple Scabs Wednesday List

Direct Link · 22nd Oct 2008 ·

For those that don't know, Jogger's Nipple is caused by friction from the repeated rubbing of a t-shirt or other upper body clothing against the nipples during a prolonged period of exercise (for example 10k runs).

Jogger's nipple is known also by other names, runner's nipple, raver's nipple, big Q's, red nipple, weightlifter's nipple, and gardener's nipple.

I'd like to add my own name to that list:

ooooooowowwwwwwwwwwwwwwf@ck1nghelllllllllllllllllllll nipple.

I thought I new pain, but until I had jogger's nipple then my nipples scabbed over THEN I ran again and at first had to run through the breaking off of the scab, then being left with freshly picked nipple scabs (that combination of words is genius) then had to run through the pain of the sore nipples I really didn't know pain at all.
Still I managed 10k :)

Thought of the week, When you scratch your ear why is it not as loud as hell.

I've been thinking of growing a beard, long history of beards, this has almost convinced me to do it.

I do believe the answer to arguments has now been solved, and so simple.

Fell upon this website that will Allow you to control your PC with a WiiMote you will need Bluetooth though. No Mac version, but as the WiiMote's are Bluetooth I wonder if they will connect to the newer Mac's that have Bluetooth built in (will try this tonight).

I always thought this video was genius.


Via www.sickipedia.org so don't blame me.
An elderly man is lying on his death bed when he smells freshly baked chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. He gathers up all of his strength, rolls out of bed, and crawls on his hands and knees towards the kitchen. Just as he is about to reach for one of the cookies, his wife comes in and smacks his hand with a wooden spoon and says, "Get away from those! They're for the funeral luncheon!"

Noel Edmonds has a special TV Program for Comic Relief from Africa, It's called Meal or No Meal.

SDSaver screensaver for Mac OS X

Direct Link · 21st Oct 2008 ·

This is more of a proof of concept for a screensaver and is currently in it's early stages. As a result it can be quite processor intensive (especially if you have lots of other things going on with your mac).

The saver gets various details about the mac and shows it on screen when the screensaver is activated.

Currently all the details shown on screen are retrieved every time the screen is updated, this is not ideal but for now is how the screensaver works.

My next step is to clean up the code and make the viewing more efficient.

For a download click Here.

Any comments should be emailed to Schlotts

Freeview aerial HD

Direct Link · 19th Oct 2008 · · View Comments

Ok so next year HD will be available by freeview by tv aerial with a HD set top box, which is currently not available.

And it will be rolled out by 2012. No word as to the roll out.

So not only are set top boxes not available, but the roll out is not guaranteed in your area (my current area doesn't even have the full range of channels on freeview for example, which is mute because I have sky, but not sky HD).

I now can understand why Sky won't drop the 10 quid extra for HD channels, it's the only way of getting it for quite some time.

Friday and the list

Direct Link · 17th Oct 2008 ·

I learned this week to only go running with a baggy top, my nipples feel like someone keeps jabbing them with a needle. But at least they have stopped bleeding now.

Anyhoo this is cool, a side by side comparison of the Trek's.

Also those that don't listen to Chris Moyles will not have heard that apparently someone gets a bit sick on one of the voyagers of the new Star Trek movie and has to go into a bathroom. Bathroom's in Star Trek genius.

This bloke is not right!


His T-Shirt is cool though :)

Sore linky linky linkies:

No matter what happens to me I am not going to wear any Mantyhose and that's that.

Have I ever mentioned that putting an image online Can cause hilarity.

Men have it easy

And the strangest website of the week goes to Entrances to hell.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.

And finally:
This was the first ever song I heard to do with rap. I've been an LL Cool J fan ever since (although this does seem a bit dated!)

Pretty annoyed Wednesday list

Direct Link · 15th Oct 2008 ·

Let this be a lesson to backup your backup's, my hard drive became corrupt so a re-install of OS was needed, not to worry all my files had been backup up.

Except the backup files were corrupt already (I didn't know this).

I've lost every project I've been working on for the past 3 years, including 2 books, software and websites (luckily websites I can get from online, but original files are lost for graphics).

These things are sent to test us, and test us they surely do!

On a more lighter note I went to a party last Saturday of Jason's (his birthday), and got, well, quite quite drunk. I didn't really remember the walk home but flashes of what I did became apparent. The party was spent mainly on a Nintendo Wii playing Tennis and bowling and after much laughter (at other peoples expense) I called it a night (almost last in the house, I think).

I remember staggering up the hill from Jason's then nothing until I got to a corner nearing my house and I remember stopping to get some tic-tacs out of my pocket (why I wanted these I have no idea, probably because I smelled like an alcoholic) I proceeded to pour said tic-tacs into my mouth.

Problem is someone appeared to have moved my mouth. Showering my head and face and body with tic-tacs I can only be thankful I wasn't stopped by a policeman and asked where I had been and what I was doing. "I've been playing tennis....." whilst downing some kind of tablet drug and staggering around with tic-tacs stuck to my face would have been the reply, I'd have been locked up (this picture is somewhat relevant I think, note it's not me).

My two kids picked 3 tic-tacs from my hair the following morning, I felt a bit ashamed, but no hangover until I got to golf in the afternoon then for some reason I had no strength left and played like Frank (sorry Frank :)


As you know I am now far to old to play computer games, but this one does look pretty cool (and in fact better than the last Spider Man movie).


Feeling quite annoyed and aforementioned data loss I was at the time up for a barney. This kept me calmed.


And with England playing again (badly), I thought I'd look at some even worse football:


Oh and found a pretty cool Tattoo, mentioned to my mom about getting one, she didn't look pleased!

Frankly I think this song is great from Miley (Denise Hope) Cyrus, very poppy, but great.

I can hear my cool points dropping.

And finally things you'll never hear a wife say (stolen from Sickipedia)

I'll swallow it all, I love the taste.
Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
Shouldn't you be down the pub with your mates?
That fart was great! Do another one!
I've decided to stop wearing clothes in the house.
You're so sexy with a hangover.
I'd rather play Virtua Fighter than go shopping.
Let's start subscribing to Penthouse.
Just for a change, can we try anal sex tonight?
I really like football, can you take me to a game.
You'd better drive. You're far safer than I am and besides, everyone knows women can't drive.
Actually we shouldn't have been given the vote, we're better off in the kitchen.
I think a big motorbike is a good idea.
I don't care if my bum looks big in this, let's just go and get pissed.
We haven't gone out with your mates for a while, shall we all go to Stringfellows.
Why can't you let your hair down and have a few vodka chasers with me.
Aim where you like, it's really good for my skin
You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
Microwave food again? Brilliant.
I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
I love hearing stories about your ex-girlfriends. Tell me more.
Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time; then you won't have to mess with it anymore.
It's only half time; you should get a few more beers in.
I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
I love when my pillow smells of fags and lager. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, you big silly.
Let's go shopping so you can check out the womens' arses.
I'll be out painting the house.
I love it when you play football on a Sunday. I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
Our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again. Come and look.
No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
Let me pay.
Your mother did a great job raising you. She's so much better than mine.
Do me a favour and forget that stupid Valentine's Day thing. Save your money for buying beer.
I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year.
Oh, not shopping again. Let's go to the new all-day strip club instead.
Look, I make enough money for both of us. Why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to a seven or eight.
Stop getting up for night feedings. You need your sleep.
I just signed up for Yoga so I can get my ankles behind my head just for you.

Running running running

Direct Link · 14th Oct 2008 ·

Ok I have upped my running to 10K sessions each run, and other than the time involved (it's getting shorter though, kncocked 4 minutes of it the second time) so far so good.

Legs a bit sore just after the run but by the morning I'm fine.

Also sleeping like a log (and bad nightmares) but you can't win them all I suppose.

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Direct Link · 10th Oct 2008 ·

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