Suckered In Thursday List
9th Jul 2009 ·
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Happened to go to Wordsley Carnival last Sunday as other half was showing off a few greyhounds in the hope that someone will adopt them.
Whilst their took the youngest for a look around (eldest playing with cousin).
The general brick-a-brack and hook a duck stores were all around but over one side was what can only be described as a high curtain all the way around, nobody to be seen, in a very busy spot where lots of people are walking past.
Then all of a sudden a puppet (not unlike one of the old men in the muppets) appears over the top and addresses the audience and starts telling jokes.
Well my little one is enthrawled, so we stop and watch, as does just about everyone else around us (causing a problem that nobody can get passed so everyone just stops and watches).
The jokes continue for a while and then the puppet leaves. Quite amusing but the jokes were a bit, well strange, couldn't quite put my finger on them, but they were odd.
As people start to move around thinking it's then end of the show up pops three puppet monkey's and they start to mime the S-Club Song Reach. So again everyone stops and watches.
But a problem arises. When they get to the chorus. See if you spot the difference.
'Reach on up for God, climb every mountain higher,
Reach on up for God, follow his hearts desire,
Reach on up for God'
This was not met with an enthralled audience.
Suffice to say lots of crying from my youngest as I drag him away.
Bastards
Anyhoo:
The Funny:
The Old - Tip: Watch from 18 minutes :) It's the wussy kick that does it for me :)
The Random
The Name
The Time Waster - 2D version of what wasted so many of my hours
The Cool - Just Keep Clicking, Just Keep Clicking, Just Keep Clicking, Clicking, Clicking.
The Train
The Music - Jamie T
The Jokes - Warning these may well offend
1. If you don't enjoy masturbation, you only have yourself to blame.
2. I don't understand why I can't get a girlfriend.I'm as confused as Lieutenant Geordi La Forge was, as he examined the Enterprise's faulty warp drive during the season 3 finale of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
3. I just got a Text Message from my blonde girlfriend. It read 'I bought a new deodorant today. Instructions say 'take top off and push up bottom'. Still in Hospital, will call you later.'
Well I'm off to see if I can get a copy of Warehouse 13 on the SyFy, premise looks quite good.
And out of interest has anyone seen Watchmen, I'm still not decided if it was genius or really really shite.
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